Thee Blue Monkey

norbertfishie @ 2006-06-30T20:29:00

2006-06-30T19:30:55Z

OK, Haven't wrote in this thing for abit. Just thought I'd inform everyone thats I am off to Canada on Wednesday so if you don't hear from me, thats where I am. I can't wait, I have been looking forward to this day for so long! I hope everyone is great and is enjoying their summer
x

Just sitting here

2005-09-26T23:02:56Z

Hiya :)

So hmm what to say what to say...at my work our cherry muffins are sending a seductive message to kids " Unwrap me and Squeeze my Cherries" hmm I am thinking that is abit wrong for muffin wrappers.. hehe Lidz whilst closing the front tonight at work I thought of you :) I was putting away the wild canadian blueberry muffins I thought of Wednesday *great times* I also thought of tom in his hotel in a bed of blueberry muffins haha I started to giggle to myself an di think now my boss officially thinks i am gone in the head, but meh who doesnt think that :p... ooff I got served by thsi hot guy *like almost toma nd danny hot :p* anbd I made an ass of myself, first i didnt have enough money so i asked if i could use my card to pay £2.14 and he said yea sure so i stood there with ym card klike in the way of giving it to him and he like its ok u can put it in the thingy its closer to you duh but how was i suspose to knwo iwas to put it in :p so it didnt workm and then he had to swip it still didint work so he cleaned it and swiped it worked, then turned out i havent got that card singed on the back so i had to give him the other to compare.. i was red at this point really how hard is ti to buy a birthday card it shouldnt take like 10 mins :p so iw a slike umm thanks he was like see u around sometime bye i wa slike omg omgomg *well in my head i was*... hahaha my and my boss made fun of this customer ange couldnt even look at her i mean try serving someone whos hair is bigger then them and i mean arfo style, i was seriously waiting for someone to jump out at me formt hat ahir :P...when she left we just burst out in laughter hahaha wow this is turning into a great big entry :p so yea then got on my train and lidz omg u would of died the train dude looked like an older version of Tom, so i thought of u again :P hehe got home, got me some soup but then guess what happened my spoon fell into it :( so i had to drink out of the side and when i got down to where my spoon was, it was covered in loads of soup so i threw it out :p ooo we got a new house should be moving in there by winter. its ognan ahve a party/game room with like a pool table and i wanna geta ping pong table as well, so imt hink when we are all settled in, northreners meet up at mines int he party room so much fun it will be!!!

well this si done today

bye bye xoxox

who??

2005-09-24T23:41:17Z

Hey

Who wants to go to Nottingham with me to see mcfly cause umm cause I kinda might be getting tickets off ebay, but now lucy cant go, so anyone wanna go??

norbertfishie @ 2005-09-13T00:08:00

2005-09-12T23:10:43Z

ok so i got the gun to my head will someone please pull the tigger for me :(

I hate boys!

They can all Bum eachother *ui was yelling that on saturday as well!*

the end

serious matters :P

2005-09-06T22:04:37Z

Ok so this morning everything that happened got me thinking heres whats happened :

-My mom decides to wake me up at 7:30 to talk to me about my attitude problem me im like umm can my atti8tude have any hour of sleep before you start on it. Nope Keelan gets out of bed at 7:35am. slowly walks to her moms rooma nd lays down on her bed. Keelan listens to her mother blah on about nothing not really paying attention cause the inside of her eyelids are looking good. Then replies I dont have a attitude problem yu just egt on my nervous :P Keelan then dogdes a pillow flying at her head. Then her mom goes on to Keelan about not leaving the house and making new friends. Keelan explains why she doesn't. Keelan mom says shes stupid. Keelan says thanks mom thats a sure way to help my self-esstem. Keelans mom goes what I mean is there is loads to like about you. Keelan rolls her eyes at thims remark and goes hpmh then tell that to the people who diss me everyday and shit. Keelan mom goes well you dont want to be friend with jackasses now do you so ignore them. keelan loves her mom:) Then Keelans mom points out a resonable idea. If I am so unhappy here why not give England a break. Keelans like eh*inserts confused face, Lidz knows what one*when we went to that sugar thiong with those people thinking they can sing psssh** she slike me and your dad have been talking, why dont you go live back in Canada for a year and she what happens if you are happy then stay if your not your more then welcomed back. Keelan thinks and said shre will think about it.
- When int he kicthen Keelan finally works up the nerve to tell her mom she doesnt want to be a chef *being sure she is in running distance form her mom* Keelan is very shocked at her mothers reaction. In fact Keelans mom *aka Maria* goes well why dotn we look at hair and beauty. Keelan almost spits her coco pops everywhere. How do you knwo what I want to do? , then Maria goes im not blind kee I know when my daughter actually shows insterts in something. im like cool. so she tells Keelan to research courses and stuff.
-Then Keelan and her mom walk about normanton market and have a few giggles. Keelan tells Maria *aka her mom just incase you forgot* the new hairstyle she wants expecting her to go your joking right but instead Maria goes well if you wanna do that then make sure u go to a hair salon cause knowing you you will screw it up. Keelan agreees.
-Keelan goes to work. Her and Hannah talk about guys. Hannah asked if Keelan has finnakly worked up enough guts to tell Ian. Keelan laughs and goes are you joking he will laugh in my face. Hannah calls Keelan and knobcheese. Keelan hits Hannah then runs!
-Keelan has come home and ate loads and loads of grapes anbd chocolate milk and now writing this in thrid person.
Bye
xiox
sorry for the longness of it

hpmh

2005-08-17T16:14:28Z

Heya , I havent updated in this, doesnt really matter cause I am not as interesting as everyone else. But ohwell here is goes, um Normanton really sucks, I hate living here, I hate having nothing to do, I hate missing people that dont even try to get in touch with me or see me, I hate crying over the stupidest things. But in a weird way I am happy, if that amkes sense... I have my mom thinking about moving to America*cause she wont mopve back to canada and thats the closest* But she says that we can for sure go visit friends and family over there soon which i cant wait... I ahve been feeling really shit for like the last past month and I am sorry to those I took it out on! And thanks to everyone whos tried to help me about whats up wiht me.. now what to tlak about.. hmm if yea all lov moi you will check out The Click Five, cause they just kick ass!

Attention

2005-07-17T23:18:19Z

Who would be up with spending the day with my on my bday in manchester??? It would be nice for you guys to come cause I ahvent seen many of you in yonks! I may even invite ian! I already knwo gemma can come cause shes poo :p... so yea its Friday 22nd of july of course.. please say yes! and i really wont invite ian i was just saying that cause then atleast i thought about it lmao

norbertfishie @ 2005-07-01T23:58:00

2005-07-01T23:04:11Z

Hello,

Yes I know I haven't posted in abit so here I am! Whats new in my life umm well I am moving in two weeks so no internet for me for abit, I am gonna die :( And I have just found out that my next door neighbours are hardcore chavs, I am so gonna get my ass kicked :(. Hmm now in the life *Looks around* yea still don't got one :). I did just egt accepted into college for a higher level of what I am doing now which is good! But I am gonna fail it completely :(. I have new hair, my hair thats in front of my face is now red with streaks of black, which I think it looks pretty funky! OK now in the love department *once again looks arund* yea no love life either, no one wants me! But I am getting used to the fact of living with 50 cats but I mite have to have a monkey and a parrot and some dogs! Well that is my up date Good NIte xoxoxo

hmmm

2005-05-26T11:18:54Z

Hmm soo yesterday I had a College interveiw, test went fine easy as hell, and then we had a practical and we had to cook somethign easy and I wa slike ok Im sure I can Handle it, cause i get embrassed really easy and didnt want to make an ass of myself , not onyl did we have the chef that wa son ready steady cook guy thatw a sjudging us and i wa slike ummm ok nerves start to kick in.. but then toooo top it all off the tom lookalike that wa salso in my cpurse but in a different class worked across from me i wa slike oooh no i am so gonan screw up now but i didnt,,,, I prolly wont get in though but shall find out after half term....i think thats th eonly thing ohh and on sunday i met the ricky from kiaser cheifs... I stood on his foot that was so embrassing btu he was really nice he wa slike ahh dont worry about ti it was my fault anyway, bless him thats about it going on inmy life bye

Today

2005-05-14T20:02:30Z

Ok Today Was Eds Birthday Bash Thingy In Leeds. It Was So Great! HAPPY BIRTHDAY ED!!!!!!!!! We Just Hung Around... Here Are Some Pics From It! Group Pic! *check out the sexy red converses on meh!!* Me and Stevie With Some Random Door Opener Guy Me&Stevie&Ed&Danny with some random preacher guy! This would be Stevie modelling off some sexy H&M Glasses and Hat This is a thinky picture!! Random Preacher ppl!! "God Mocks Those Who Mock" Stevie, Yaz, Laura Me and Stevie Ed and Laura Stevie modelling my headband! Ed talking on the phone to my mom! Danny Some Random Other Danny Ok so that was our day! Its not all the pics but I cant be assed putting them all on!...

meh

2005-04-15T21:34:57Z

Ok I am sorry to anyone I have snapped at *COUGHedCOUGH* I didnt mean it...So here is why I am so upset! I got a text from Joss today at work this is it-
I dont understand you, when we're arewnt seeing eachother u keep turning up , and when i ask to see you ur nowhere in sight. R u not seeing me anymore? What about yesterday?

and then this is the next text i got ten minutes later:

oh shit sorry that wasnt for u ummmm....hows work??

So thats why I am pissed off...but yea I understand why he has done it I mean why would anyone want ugly,fat,stupid,useless,pathtic me..I mean she must be pretty,skinny,smart,funny...I wa sjust kidden myself to think I could get someone liek him

hehehehe

2005-04-07T22:30:45Z

Hey hey I am whats the word.....BORED! So I thought I would coome on here and give ya guys alittle update aboout me..... Ok work today was as boring as watching paint dry! OK Joss asked me to go to the movies earlier in the week and I said I couldn't go because I was going out with my mate. And today Hannah said she couldn't go and with out thinking I texted Joss goign grrr i can't believe my mate just cancelled. So he asked me to go again and I said I don't knwo because I really don't wnat him to see me again!. I mean he knows why, cause I htink I am too fat and ugly for him to ever like me. Him liking me is like me having a chance with Ian. So yea I am refusing to reply to his text asking again. Um what else can I talk about I can't stop listening to this band call 16th Avenue hehe you guys knwo who they are cause I never shut up about them. Hehehe the drummer is hot and obsessed with my boobs :- /... Haha but he is still great. Yea so I can't stop listening to them heheh and I am making other people listening to them! What else can I tell you guys about hmmmmm. Oh yea me and my mom had a huge fight last night she started on me and I have been bottling up all my anger lately and I let it all blow up and we were at it, so I ran upstair like in tears and I had my bag in my hand so when I got to my room I threw it and of course it hits my guitar which pissed me off even more* and I am blamed my mom cause she was th eone who got me this worked up* and so I reached a new high of pissed off mode so I blared up my music and slammed my door and sat in my room for like 10 mins and just thought to myself I need to get out of here before I say somethign stupid so i left the house and just walked around for like an hour. And then I went home and everythign was good and gold me and my mom were laughing and joking liek nothing was wrong. Ok so like 9 days to go how peffing great is that! I cant wait. Neither can Blue Monkey!

Well byes

<3 Bennie <3

Thought I would update!

2005-04-03T20:42:16Z

Yo Yo! For some reason I love this colour! So yes I thought I would update everyone on my life and omg ur not gonna believe it but this is a happy one! hehehe LAURA COMES IN 13 DAYS!!!!! WOOOHHHOOOO, yes now that I got that ou of my system. Today was awesome I could'nt stop laughing at work. I wa son the back with my friedn hannah making the potatoes *thats right I still sell baked potatoes for a living jealous much* and we were just taking the piss all day like making random noises and urgghhh and huuuhhshshsh...and then we were acting out star wars witht he knives *yes I was darth vador an dI don't care what hannah says I WON* Then we were making the potatoes talk like saying " check me and my bad seld on my scoota he he" and " bo bo bo hahaha mucky tits* it was great! hehehe I am in great mood which is great! Bye xxxxxxxxxxxxx

Have you ever

2005-03-31T23:08:23Z

Have you ever thought hey this couldnt happen to me! Nothing bad would ever happen to my family! Thats wot I thought, boy did I get a punch in my face when my mother told me somethign today! It ahs made me realise take nothign for a joke! Live every breath to the wildest and nothignsay anything u knwo u are gonan regret! I knwo my mom wont read this but I am sorry for everything! I dont knwo wto I would do if I lost you! You ahve been there for me threw thick and thin!And I shall do the same for you! I jsut wnat to say Heya dn thanks top everyone who has ever talked to me or just spent a mintue out of there time to listen to me! I am for ever thankful and If i am mean to u i am sorry in advance and if so juyst dropkick me!

That is all i ahve to say i knwo it makes no sense but thats for takign ur time to read

hehehe i stole this off katie who stole it form rach lmao

2005-03-19T19:23:06Z

Am I fat?
Am I sweet?
Am I crazy?
Am I lovable?
Am I funny?
Am I ugly?
Am I psycho?
Am I annoying?
Am I a good person?

******Would You******>

Hug me?
Miss me if i was gone?
Listen to my problems?
Hug me if i cried?
Be a good friend?

******Would You (Opposite Sex Only)******

Fuck me if ya could or wanted too?
Ever go out with me?
If you already have would u do it again?
Kiss me ?
Pull me ?
Marry me if u could?
Ever talk bad about me if we ever break up?

******How Well Do U Know Me?******

When's my birthday? How old am I?
What school do I go to?
Do I have any siblings?
Who is my most current ex?
Who is my best friend?
Who do I have a crush on ?
Favorite color?
What is my worst subject?
Best subject?
Am I still a virgin?
My Favorite sport?
Favorite TV show?
Favorite song/songs?
Favorite music group?

******Who Am I******

What TV star do i most remind u of?
What song would u dedicate to me?
What famous person do I most resemble?

******If You Could...******

Give me a new name it would be?
Hook me up with someone(real) who would it be?
Do one thing with me it would be?
Drop me one piece of advice it would be?

******Just A Few Questions******

What do u love about me?
What do u hate about me?
What is my best quality?
What is your honest opinion about me?

Sorry

2005-03-04T23:54:04Z

I just want to say my sorrys to everyone that I have snapped at or made you listen to meh problems but I also want to say thank you cause with out you guys *some ppl in my mind and im sure they knwo who they are* I would prolly be insane and not wanting to live here or anywhere for a matter of fact! You guys make it worth waking up in the morning and I am for ever thankful! You guys are starting to make me see that wot im thinking isnt all true and that its not worth wantign to dissapear over! Even if I only have a number of friends that i can prolly count on both hands, you guys are worth all the ppl in the world and thanks again!

OK now im done being a moron ill say my byes

Bye

Wow

2005-02-27T22:33:53Z

OkOK I knwo its late to tlak about thursday but omg Simple PLan was amazing. Ed and Scrat spent the nite and we had a wicked time attcaking me and ed licked my face liek twice haha *only cause i licked her arm* and watched the Simple PLan dvd, *pictures david in the airport haha* , ok so we woke up did hair/makeup/clothes and went to the caoch station. Coach station journery was long and funny hahaha we decided to cam whore and i fell when we hit a bump and my leg got stuck and instead of helping em they touch pictures *grrr toss faces* got there to realise the chavs werent gonan be there so we walked to this big shoppign centre where we saw two of the fittest cabbages ever and one dropped his pants and Ed I dont think that other one was gay. Ed went to some random ppl and got them to take us to the venue. I meet this Cnadian Girl called Brandon she was aweosme but I think her mate was just using her! We meet Seb and got pics! Then we went around and stood in line, Scrat and Ed decided to leave me with the chavs so I started to talk these other ppl who were cool and one was wearig a Toronto Maple Leafs Hockey Jersey I was like omg! Ok so after standing in the cold/rain for 3 hours the doors open but could we go in oh no cause peff face Ian hasnt turned up yet grrrrrr but as soon as we all saw him we forgave him right away hahaha. So yea we are rocking away to Simple Plan when I realise I lost meh Bank card I cried hahaha but then started to rock away again. The gig was amazing far better then any Mcfly thing I have been to! So when the gig was over we started to look for meh bank card no luck then Ian found us gave me a hug goodbye*omg ian hugged me* and then went outside to meet them.We met chuck, omg he is such a sweet heart. Our convo was the best " Hey Chuck you guys are amazing" *does the hand waving and tilting head and does the eyes* *thats wot chuck did* and he goes " Are we that amazing" Me and scrat looked at eachother and went " Um YEAH!" Then " Chuck will you sign my belt" " I will sign anythign u ask meh to sign" then he notices its says Canada and I go " Im from canada" then he went " oh really what part" " Toronto" " oh cool thats awesome Im from Montreal" tthen I loked at him weird and went " Yea I knwo" then he looked at me with the * How the hell do you knwo where I am from* Look. Then I went " Your bass solo was umm intresting" and he went " Oh thank you!" and shook meh hand hahaha Then we met jeff the twonk, me and him debated weither I sounded canadian or not and u can tell in the pic, then we met pierre an dgot him to sign meh and eds boobs and got a pic. Then we met yes wait for it we met DAVID! And he signed our boobs and then went " I love signing Boobs, it reminds me of the 80's. Even though I dont remeber the 80's" bless him then i got himt o sign meh canada belt as well, then we went home *actualyl more happen just cant be assed writing it all!*

hey

2005-02-21T21:47:26Z

Hey not much, just ahd someoen else cancal on me for simple plan but thats ok cause she had a good reason why to! So I offered the ticket to ian andnd not gonan meet him though cause i wont hahaha thats abotu it and oh gemma im still thankign you for friday nite meeting Ben was the greatest thing/feeling ever!!! and yes his hugs are better then toms thats right i said it!

Bored

2005-02-07T17:02:22Z

Hey Wots the happening hahahahaha.... Anywho went to Leeds with my cousin got me the new Hanson cd hahaha it cost me 99p haha not really I used a gift card I got for christmas! God I hate living here i have no me space all ym family go throw my room and stuff and then yell at me cause my rooms a mess well if they would mind their owen business and not snooop threw my room they wouldnt knwo if ti was clean or not! God

Bored

2005-02-03T11:45:43Z

Yes this is Bennie the rebel ahahah I am not suspose to be on here I am suspose to be doing some project! i am at collehe in IT clss so I figured why not write in here..oo someone just got kicked out of my class hahahaha naughty naughty..So how is everyone?? So yea Ian is really hot and nice an dhe wants to meet up with moi at simple plan but sinve i am huge and fugly scrat is gonna pretend to be me hahaha so she is working on her canadian accent!!! Opps teacher walkign by... So how are all the peeps doing hahaha later days
Bennie <3

I hate life but I love it

2005-01-11T23:21:39Z

Heya

ok why is it always the good guys that are either taken or just see u as a friend! Grr then its allt he assholes that notice u....or maybe its just me and i need to shut up. For example 4 very hot/nice/aesome guys ready for this 1.) Lives in Canada but is perfect in every way! 2.) Is way to hott to even look at me that way stand no chance 3.) Has a girlfriend! 4.) Well its all in this sentence " You knwo Keelan you make a great friend" *gutted*

Oh and I found out by my dad over the phone thats my ex boyfriend is going back out with the cow that made us break up at xmas last year when i went back to canada i mean we had a long distance relationship which was going great but then she had to come along so we broke up and now they are back together can u say knife in the back!

I feel like a total oputcast in ym own house, ok my cousin was emptying my garbage and he spilt makeup that was in it all over the floor *i would like to point out that i wasnt even in the house at this time* oh and guess who got blamed for it ! ME!>...And the other day I came hoem to find my house empty, all my family come home at the same time and i wa sliek oh where u all go and they were like out for a fmaily nite to the moives and then dinner and i was like and why wasnt i invited and u kwnow ot they said oh sorry we figured u would be busy! grrr and I knwo my grandma and aunt blame all the money problems on me and my mom and would rather us be somewhere else and my aunt sometimes takes jabs at me cause of it with out realising it. I do say this has to be the longest one i have wrote!~

SO besides all that I am great and life is great oh and rachee 18 days till we die! xxxxxx

grrrr

2005-01-01T20:24:57Z

why are ppl fighting over the stupidest things ever! Omg she said this omg she said that! Thanks ed and gemma for an aweosme new years i wish everyone was there it would of been funner! Im gonna start new this year even thought there s a gay cumbubble of a hacker that was really mean to ppl i like and ur really sick to think its funny! Anywho besides that Im gonan ahve a good 2005! hehe im rambling on but this way im letting it out! Ill speak to ya all later

bye

Bennie

Whoa

2004-12-25T21:01:15Z

Hey there Hi there Ho there! Man I am like a stranger here! Well Merry HO Ho to everyone and I hope ya xmas is great! My hands are freezing, yes i dont know why I said that! Thanks to everyone who sent me a card or posted somethign on myspace it was tres lovely! I had an aweosme year man, meet loads of aweosme new friends! To tell ya the truth didn't think I would stay as close to you guys as I have after the promo day but you guys rock! The only reason that kept me from not wanted to go back to Canada all the time! You guys are always there to chat to when I need someone to take my stupidness when no-one in my house can handle it! Gemma its been awesome hanging out with ya all those times my b-day was a great laugh *cringes at me with helium voice singing mcflys dodo dododo dooo* and us only dance when they came on and we almost missed our taxi! lmao New Years is gonan be Great! Cant wait!... I hope you guys Have a Happy New Year and wishing you all the best in the new year of 2005 u all deserve the greatest year!

Bye

Bennie XxXxXxXx

Why Me!

2004-10-24T00:24:26Z

OkOK I knwo I knwo I bitch alot but man why grrr I have so many questions that i want answered so bad! Like why am I always invisiable! Why cant I date the guy that likes me(oh wait i knwo that answer tot hat one cause my mate likes him but she has a boyfriend and the dude who likes me already said that nothing would happen between hima ndbher oh an di liek another guy btu he likes my mate! it only gets better!) Like that saying i use to always say to my friend when she was down i think about and laugh like wot wa si on when i say this to her ' Dont dwell on today tomorrow can only get better' ha better my ass! Oh and hockeys been canncelled so the one thing i was looking foward to has just been cancelled cause the stupid asses of players want more money god pathtic i tell ya! Also Whjy cant my Dad and Best Friend live in England why do they have to live so damn far away and Why does my mom has to soooooooooooooo stupid! She is the main reason why i am so stressed its cause wot she said to me thats made me blow! Grrrrr

OMG

2004-10-13T21:54:59Z

OMG I was cleaning my room and I found this scrap-book my best friend made for me when I moved over here! And I was reading the Poem she wrote for me and I bursted out crying seriously I have been crying since ill be fine for like two seconds then ill just start crying! I wanna go home so bad! heres the poem she wrote me :

Together Forever

We will never forget you

Your smile

Your style

Everything you've ever told us

The Summers

The Winters

All the long talks

Late nites, parties, and us

We'll miss you

No matter where we are

We'll always think of you

Promise

Friends Forever

ahh nooooo i'm starting to cry again! grrrr

thats my update bye love ya all

Bennie